Brotherhood of Beards

Any sized group of bearded men. Refers to the tight knit nature of the bearded lifestyle and their immediate sense of being brothers.

Two bearded gentlemen cross paths on the sidewalk, immediately sense the brotherhood of beards and nod as they pass.

by Bearded Rhino April 16, 2015

Care Bears

A popular 80's cartoon, that has recently come back into style, and features bears that shoot some kind of healing light out of their tummies. Also cared for the entire world, somehow.

Care Bears live in their kigdom in the clouds, called Carealot.

by AliceIn Wonderland September 22, 2003

bearstruction

The amount of destruction a bear causes.

I let a bear housesit for me once; boy, was my carpet in for a world of bearstruction.

by Verein April 21, 2010

Bearsharking

The title of a situation between two people who are "hooking up exclusively" but have not acknowledged to each other or to the public at large that they are dating.

In reference to one's relationship status: Q. "What are you guys?" A. "We're bearsharking" or "we're not dating, we're just bearsharking."

by Abdog September 28, 2010

Beardspiration

A person or beard that has inspired ones own furry facial endeavor.

Matthew cites Abe Lincoln and David Crowder as some of his greatest beardspirations.

by neenabub June 20, 2011

beardsquidj

The act of squeezing out your filthy hipster beard after cunnilingus

Smirnoff, what is taking so long?

Sorry boys, she was a bit of a squirtle, needed a tactical Beardsquidj

by SmirnoffBeard October 16, 2015

bearslut

A chick who is so messed up. That after getting railed all night she hibernates for a few days afterward.

Man that bearslut is still asleep after all that pounding.

by mattk18 February 24, 2011