boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 31, 2005

Beanhead

Used as a term of endearment for someone who has done something silly or slightly foolish, or is more than a silly-billy but less than a dickhead.

Awww, you're such a beanhead!

by meowMEnow July 27, 2011

bitchhead

Person that is being a bitch and has a head.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

blackhead

Dirty sebacious matter clogging a pore to the point it is visible to others. Most often found on noses, cheeks and chins, though they can develop anywhere. They are often satisfying to squeeze. They are also a sign the person does not take very good care of him- or herself.

My ex-wife, who turned out to be a pig, let her whole nose get full of blackheads. Everyone thought they were freckles.

by Hooting Harry February 9, 2005

Beached

Excessively overweight. Origin: beached whale

That girl is to beached to wear skinny jeans.

by Walllllllllly February 19, 2011

beached

To insult or offend someone you are close to or are friendly with, unprovoked.

To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.

--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.

Dusty (walks into your office without knocking): You're pretty gay today. I'm sure your dad's proud, since he likes the dong, too. (turns on his heel and leaves)

Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.

Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!

by Ottoman Humper June 16, 2010

The Beached Whale

The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!

Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?

Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!

by BestClimbersYou'llEverNotMeet May 28, 2010