Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

Beach Troll 

The denser of male “lower class” beach trolls still live in the past. Most of them are extremely paranoid due to long years of drug abuse, have short tempers and histories of road rage. Many aging beach trolls have long, graying hair, wear outdated “heavy metal” t-shirts and have a fascination with monster trucks, skull imagery and Nazi memorabilia.

All beach trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” to throw you off track.

Most male beach trolls are shit stirrers, lechers, trouble-makers and male versions of “skanks.” They would be the first person to get your under-aged daughter heavily stoned to have sex with her in your bed while you were away at work. Avoid contact with all versions of trolls at all costs.

My 50-year-old neighbor just got hauled away for statutory rape with a minor. What a beach troll he is.

Beach Troll by Ian De La Rosa June 24, 2013

Beach Whore 

A sand skank who likes to get banged.

We've been havin' a pretty heavy sesh and I looked up and I saw this beach whore. I could see through his wet suit, those pepperment nipples, and I wanted to bang him so bad.

Beach Whore by sfdasdfafds November 13, 2011

Beach Episode 

A standard filler episode in many Animes. A beach episode features characters on a spontaneous trip to a beach or pool with little plot progression.

Two characters just died last episode, the main characters were deeply saddened. The next episode features a completely spontaneous trip to a beach or pool; beach episode!

Beach Episode by dat cat was fat. November 22, 2013

Beach Box Syndrome 

When a girl is being a total bitch for no reason because she has sand in her vagina.

"So how was your first date last night?" "Man it was bad, she had a serious case of beach box syndrome."

Beach Box Syndrome by MatK January 9, 2014

beach friends

Special friends who have summer homes on the beach that you can call when you're in your 50s and freaking out about something you did when you were 14.

When she was "panicking” Christine called her beach friends who urged her to call newspapers or her congresswoman.

beach friends by Fast Tracker October 4, 2018

Beach Troll 

Beach Trolls can be either male or female and are found in beach communities throughout the world.

They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.

Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.

Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.

Wow, I just found my ex-best friend in our Jacuzzi. She was having a threesome with my teenage son and husband. She is one mean, beach troll.

Beach Troll by Ian De La Rosa June 22, 2013