beaching

Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.

Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.

by joemamma1024 March 05, 2014

Beached

The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.

Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.

by Anonymous75B May 08, 2008

Beach

It's hot, and humid, and gross, and people pee in the water, There is always a fat guy with a really bad sunburn, and chances are that you'll step on a crab, and the lifeguards are only there to make the beach look prettier, and your left leg is still missing from a shark from the last time you went, and its an all around not-a-fun-time place, but hey- it's the beach!

The entire eastern and western shorelines of north america, verious places along south america and africa. And those in Europe too. Anywhere there is sand, water, and sun qualifies as a beach.

by Beach-go-er July 23, 2009

Beached

When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked

guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"

by ParasiticVampyric March 03, 2009

The beach

To be in a severe drunken state, near black-out, and to think you are chillin' on the beach

hey adam what the heck are you doing?
Chillin' on the beach

by the sterd April 28, 2011

Beaches

Two women who share every aspect of their lives with each other. The relationship is often stormy and is marked by intense emotion and an over-abundance of drama. Nevertheless, the tears are honestly shed, and one will most probably give a gut-wrenching eulogy at the other's funeral. (Noun)

To go Beaches (Verb) -

1. to divulge the most private details of your life to your best-friend
2. your girlfriend (romantic) discusses an embarassing secret about your sex life with her best friend.

Noun -

I know everything there is to know about that girl; we've been Beaches for ten years.

Verb 1. -

I promised I wouldn't say anything, but I can go all Beaches with you right, girl?

Verb 2. -

My ex-girlfriend went Beaches on me and told her friend I have a small penis. Like her friend didn't already know. Oooh, snap!

by Madame June 29, 2006

beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

by spoony mcj-j June 26, 2007