Brocery Shopping

When a group of bro's head to the store and only purchase beer and rubbers.

Dorv: Hey bro!!! you going to the party tonight?!

Hunter: Ya BRO!!! Just need to go brocery shopping first!!!!

Dorv: Gonna be an EPIC night bro!!

by Smokay McPot September 14, 2009

Broceries

Buying things like meat and vegetables with another guy friend, usually late at night.

Me and my bro went to go grab some late night broceries.

by SketchyGuy August 17, 2012

Brocest

What you call incest when two kids are kicking your ass on CoD:MWF2 and giggling on the microphone about it.

"Wtf is this shit on my tv? Incest? Brocest? GTFO."

by Anasaki March 8, 2010

Brocest

When one bro has sex or does sexual activities with another bro, regardless of if they are related or not

Matt: Me and clint did it last night bro.
Joe: Thats brocest bro.

by Brosephh32 October 4, 2011

brocession

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

by Macex May 6, 2009

brocennetic

WHEN YOU FUCKING READ one of YOUR BROS MIND WITHOUT THEM EVEN TELLING YOU

example-
J-my lifes awesome
JJ-i know,you don't even have to tell me fucking telecennetic
J-no its BROCENNETIC

by BFL!! October 16, 2008

Brocetious

A joking or sarcastic tone between bros.

Bro A) Bro, I'm sooooo pumped for the math exam.
Bro B) I know Bro, I'm gonna make it my bitch!

Non-Bro) You suck at math, stop being so brocetious

by winggirl2.0 March 9, 2011