Bassetts

To be in "all sorts of trouble".

Bassetts is more than just a word, it's a way of life! Invented in The Medway Towns in 1999, this word has spread like wildfire throughout the country.

"Oh shit, I'm in Bassetts"!

"That bloke is in a shit-load of Bassetts"!

"Ah, he's a Bassetts man"!
(i.e. he's a man that is continuously in all sorts of trouble).

by Sean Collins September 12, 2007

Joshua Bassett

Every straight teenage girls husband.

Joshua bassett is my husband

by Madisonx.x January 25, 2020

Booty basher

An act in which one bashes the booty

Yo Steve! You see that chick over there??
I sure would like to be her Booty Basher!!

by BeardedBastard July 30, 2018

Label Basher

Derogatory New Zealandish term for someone who only wears branded clothes, such as Starter Jackets, Stussy T-shirts, New Era hats and Reebok pumps.

A label basher would rather wear fake branded clothes than be seen in something from The Warehouse.

Aw Manu how did you afford those Rollerblades au? What a label basher!

by reason1892 May 31, 2019

all busser

Alternative to an all nighter, one crams for a test during the bus ride to campus.

Dude, I pulled an all busser for our bio exam today.

by Urban•Frenchie February 14, 2010

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005