sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008

Bavarian hammer

Male sitting naked with an erection. Female standing over sitting male naked. Male slapping naked vagina until she squirts.

I gave the stripper a Bavarian hammer. She soaked me down.

by Jlamb September 21, 2020

Bavarian snorkel

When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face

She went from giving me a great bj to a gold ol’ Bavarian snorkel in 2 seconds flat

by fred zeplin November 18, 2020

Bavaria

One of the main identities of Germany behind Munich, Berlin, and Hamburg.

Bavaria has it's own rare language.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Bavarian Buttmunch

Eating ass while the sounds of an alphorn ring out across the mountains.

Gregg moved his tongue to the rhythm of "Edelweiss" and savored the flavor of last night's wedding cake while performing the Bavarian Buttmunch after his morning coffee.

by Gregg69420 February 8, 2022

Bavarian International School

A shithole in Bavaria. Always talking shit about the Munich international school (They have a pretty big rivalry)

- a place filled of arrogant snobs
- Smoke every kind of shite
- Literally on every kind of steroid

Bunch of 40 year olds

- They have an ok football team, apart from that they suck in pretty much any other aspect

I would rather pay 30k € to go to MIS, rather than getting paid 30k € to go to the Bavarian international school

by MIS_SUIII January 22, 2023

Bavarian International School

yall just salty

cba to think of one if it's for Bavarian International School

by cusLionsInGermanyMakesSense July 21, 2023