Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Bary Bethnel

The derogatory term used to say that someone is talking nonsense or lying (can be used as a noun or a verb).

Shut up George, don't give it the Bary Bethnel.

by BookieBen January 24, 2022

Baris

It means piece in turkish language but,

for some of people it means a virgin-porn addicted guy with smallest micropenis who plays 2/13 yasuo and blames his teammates for no reason.

shut up you little baris

by hırrime November 21, 2021

Bari

the sexiest man to every walk the earth. So much sexier than Daniel.

Ellie: Woah look it's Bari!
Zoe: He's so much sexier than Daniel!!

by BIg boi charlie September 27, 2023

Bari-Bone

To angrily fuck a member of the brass section in any type of band or band-affiliate.

Dude where were you last night?
I was at the auditorium getting my Bari-Bone on

by Salty J January 13, 2014

Bari

That Nigga

Bari is that nigga

by dotri November 23, 2021

Baris

Turkish hairy man thot
•Likes to be a thot
•Drinks tea with his mother
•Makes cringey fotos of their eyes
•Makes weird noises
•Talks alot about his small dewk
•Likes to succ dewk
• Abuses little kids
•Batista bombs little kids

Example 1
1 Who is that thot that stole your man?
2 It was a hairy brown haired turkish boy
1It’s Baris!?!?!?
2NOOOO THAT HOEEE

Example 2

1 Who is a hairy thot??
2 BARIS!!!!!

Example 3
1 Who lives in a trashcan under the school?
2 THOTTY BARIS!

by Breadnigga January 21, 2019