A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!
The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.
The game ends in a number of possible ways:
- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.
The game ends in a number of possible ways:
- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
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Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.
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A fit polish boy thats first girl is not good enough but his second will always be the best. He is kind and caring but cab get aggressive. Nice to the ones he loves. Easily forgives others. Doesn't want to hert close ones feelings. A funny personality that makes Every one laugh. An overall good person.
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(n): A name given to individuals of Polish descent; a variation of the name "Bartholamew"
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(n): A name given to individuals of Polish descent; a variation of the name "Bartholamew"
(n): A famous man residing in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, often found wearing Check Shirts and standing in front of Nuclear Power Plants around the world. Coined the term, "I'm waiting..."
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