A guy who adores the barstool culture way too much. In the winter, he will be seen typically with grey sweats and timbs. All year round, you bet he has a red sox hat with a huge "B". He is definitely a piece of shit but in Massachusetts its seen as cool and most college girls love it. They are probably always liking the barstool & totalfratmove instagram/twitter posts and tagging their friends in them too. They come out of the womb with a jersey of some team for the daydrink and they treat it like it's a national holiday and chanting is encouraged. Tom Brady is their world and don't you dare disrespect him. (El pres is cool tho, not his fault but just the culture)
Brad: "Saturday's ARE FOR THE BOYS! USA! USA! USA!"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"
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Bartholomew Cubbins is an imaginary character created by Jared Leto (actor/singer/guitarist) Bartholomew Cubbins directs all the new 30 Seconds To Mars's music videos, he directed The Kill & From Yesterday and he's in the process of directing the, Beautiful Lie music video now.
.. Bartholomew Cubbins is the best Director EVERRRRRR!
.. Bartholomew Cubbins is the best Director EVERRRRRR!
Guy #1 WHOA! I heard From Yesterday was the most expensive music video ever!!!! It was sooo cool with all the fireworks and Samurai's, crazy!!!
Guy #2 Yeah it's the most expensive music video and the coolest! Bartholomew Cubbins directed it.
Guy #2 Yeah it's the most expensive music video and the coolest! Bartholomew Cubbins directed it.
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Bartholomew lay next to The Viscount and waved his tail at Sabi, with all in the party basking in the sun.
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Person 1: I heard everyone is going out tonight.
Person 2: Yeah, we're going to barpool. That way if we can't find a parking meter and there's four of us, parking will only cost two dollars each.
Person 2: Yeah, we're going to barpool. That way if we can't find a parking meter and there's four of us, parking will only cost two dollars each.
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