mongolian barbeque

When you spray fart on a girl when she is licking your taint. The girl then throws up on your balls all the while she is jacking you off and you cum on her bangs.

This hooker i met last night was good in bed, she even gave me an mongolian barbeque.

by Bovice_T May 25, 2009

burlesque

A term used in the mid-late 2000's by young urban Caucasians to refer to fat strippers, who would otherwise go without work if not for their novelty.

Brad: Hey John, you want to go to my girlfriend's friend's burlesque show after the concert?

John: Man... I think I'll just go get shit faced at a real tit bar. Thanks but no thanks....

by ungawha June 12, 2011

Benwell Barbeque

A lovely warm toasty fire emenating from a recently crashed and burned out Nissan Micra on a patch of waste ground in Benwell.

"Oh darling, do let's have a Benwell Barbeque tonight!"

by benjim April 25, 2003

Barbeque

1. When one slaps thier own meat on someones grill.Hence the name, they now become the Barbeque.

1. I asked your mom if she was going to the Barbeque and she said " what barbeque" and I said " the one where I slap my meat on your grill.

by AROND July 20, 2007

Burlesque

Noun: A variety show characterized by broad ribald comedy, dancing, and striptease.

Adjective: Used to describe an old person to that old person after you have accidentally called them old in front of them and have no other way to cover up your mistake.

Definition 1:
Addy: Wow, that was one awesome burlesque show we went to!
Patrick: Yeah. It was so funny and those dancers were top notch!

Definition 2:
Patrick: Wow, I love the janitor.
Addy: Me too. She's such a sweet old lady.
Patrick: I know. She totally is.
Sweet Old Lady: Excuse me?! Sweet OLD lady?!
Patrick: *nervous* Uhm no!
Addy: *also nervous* Nooooo, we said sweet young... burlesque lady!
Sweet Old Lady: That's what I thought...

by AddyxNLFTG March 15, 2010

barbeque

euphemysm for cybersex, commonly used when trying to not confront the subject directly

Like, do you and Lisa still... barbeque ?

by Nickolas1999 March 1, 2007

barbeque chips

when a guy eats a girl out while she is on her period, getting blood all over his face. He then lets the blood dry, peels it off, and eats it.

Hay-balls-Hey t-bags are you gonna eat r-hole's barbeque chips tonight?

by m-yeh March 8, 2007