Toilet Booking

Booking a reservation for the Toilet to avoid long lines,ruckus,hassle, etc.

Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.

by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016

Baking Banana Bread

When having sexual relations with a women; the penis is termed "banana" and the vagina is the "bread." "Baking" is simply the sexual act. This term is commonly referred to in conditions when saying "i fucked the shit out of that bitch" would be innappriotate

"Hey whats up man... did you bake banana bread with suzy last night?"

"Yea, I did... we made several loafs."

by Big Birm October 11, 2004

mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear

Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

by LongDukDong January 23, 2009

barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

cat backing

When a drunken tard gets the dry-heaves. They look like a cat when they are trying to get a fur ball up.

Rachel got a dirty gas pump and started cat backing!!

by Queen B's January 15, 2007

Barking Abbey School Girl

A girl that a sket that dealt too many boys and has fat back. She gives head to people in exchange for money.

Barking Abbey School Girl Carolina gave head to lots of boy for lots of money

by Yannis barking abbey May 23, 2019

double-booking

A social faux-pas wherein a person, usually male, will schedule two separate romantic encounters for the same day. Will eventually be discovered, generally when one date forces a delay of the next.

Jackie was pissed to discover that Andrew had been double-booking she and Elyse, and broke up with him right there.

by Eleglac August 18, 2011