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baltar

A scientist turned president that can and does have sex with every female thing that moves. Even aliens... Even his own frakking mind.

to pull a baltar is to have sex randomly and often.
oh hi, i dont believe we've met.....
(6-8 min. later)
*sex*

last night i just totally pulled a baltar
by Jeremy Hughes February 6, 2008
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Banter

A word used to describe the teasing and pisstaking which occurs between mates, usually harmless.

However, the past couple of years the word has been hijacked by Justin Bieber lookalike student "LAD" twats who use it to describe anything humorous that occurs. These people are also known as chino wankers, annoying morons and people who need to use a dictionary now and again.
What banter is:

"You alright Mike? You seem miles away, you're not busy thinking of Tanya are you? Don't even lie, you proper fancy her, you div!"

What banter isn't:

"LOL LAST NIGHT DAVE WALKED INTO A LAMPPOST! EPIC BANTER LOL! WHAT A LAD!"
by chinosareugly March 15, 2013
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bankard

Man, I could really use a bankard.
by matt elder March 30, 2008
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Bantastic

A combination of the words fantastic and banter. To be used for the times the banter on its own is not enough, and fantastic just doesn't make the grade in expressing your past, present or future excitement over a situation or thing.
"I reckon tonight's gonna be bantastic"
"That poker game was bantastic"
"James got some bantastic abuse as regards to his massive shovel hands"
"I thought it was bantastic, but roomey just couldn't hack the manter"
by chezzabakes April 25, 2009
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bandarlog

An incredibly lazy human being with no skill set who gets through life by stealing the work of others and passing it off as their own. Though bandarlogs can come in all shapes and sizes, they tend to be bald, middle-aged men with stooped shoulders. Bandarlogs are drawn to IT professions, where they can attempt to confuse others by using technical jargon, usually incorrectly.
I asked the IT guy why my code wasn't running and the bandarlog replied that he would have to check the metadata before rebooting the server - what a POBAW!
by Tell_It_Like_It_Is October 12, 2007
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Bantercaster

A person who partakes in recording a comedy radio show or podcast.
Also see the verb form "bantercasting"
*There are 3 main bantercasters in John's show.
*Steve's bantercast isn't the same since they lost Bob as their 3rd bantercaster.
*I love working as a bantercaster, it's a really fun job!
by Tabbzy April 21, 2009
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Banter

Verbal sparring that's fundamentally friendly, especially needed to deflate the egos of gloating friends
A banterous initiation to said friend:

"I wonder if your ass gets jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth"
by bobzilla November 1, 2012
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