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Bananamara 

Also known as a “Banana Marathon”, where you simply only eat banana products for 37 years straight without dying. May include the likes of smoothies, bread, or better yet, straight up ripe bananas. This is 1,438% safe to do. At least I think so.
“My friend went on a Bananamara once.”
Woah, that’s strange. And how are they now?”
“It’s been a tough couple years, man. They deserved a better end.”
Bananamara by MrAngrySpecimen January 25, 2023
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Bananamaxxing

Bananamaxxing symbolizes a unique lifestyle where individuals explore unconventional paths of self-improvement. It incorporates banana elements and is often associated with strong capitalist sentiments. Bananamaxxers will engage in banana-related endeavors while in online communities, reflecting appearance enhancement through a confident "bananattitude".
"How did you turn your life around?"
"I started bananamaxxing"
Bananamaxxing by Banana Max December 20, 2023

Bananamaxxing

The art of stuffing your mouth with as many bananas as possible so that the potassium can absorb into the cheeks and create very hollow cheeks so that you can mog everyone in sight.
Bertha: He's so hot and has perfect facial features!!
John: He's definitely been bananamaxxing!!
Bananamaxxing by hog rider 9283 February 29, 2024

dipped bananna 

when someone puts their penis is ones anus and the person being penetrated shits on the persons penis.
“yeah man... we did anal and when i pulled out i had a dipped bananna
dipped bananna by cloostergirl December 26, 2017

monkey in a bananna suit 

an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee
i have to pee like a monkey in a bananna suit

top jonny bananna 

(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.
He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.