Cleft Ballsack

Possessing an oddly shaped scrotum.

Nick: why are you walking so funny?
Matt: i don't know
Nick: I think you have a cleft ballsack

by JDMBart April 12, 2019

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

by queeferia March 28, 2022

ballsack

a mushy, soft, tender hammock for the male testicle.

Damn that bitch sure loved to suck on my ballsack.

by JOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNy November 17, 2003

Ballsack

A being that tells you what to do between the hours of 9am and 5pm. Also known as a "boss".

That Ballsack wants me to work on Saturday.

by Melt April 2, 2004

Ballsack

A prison for a bunch of sperm cells and a sack for your small ass balls

Guy: man my ballsack is hanging lower than an old woman’s arm fat

Spermcells: ITS SO DARK I CANT SEE LET US OUT
Guy: *doesn’t hear spermcells and plays with balls*
Spermcells: AAAAAAAAA!

by Black Stewie November 19, 2019

Ballsac Teabagger

ONe of Howard Stern's characters made up to represent a terrorist who's name is very hard to pronounce. Must be said in a middle eastern tone.

And a newly added name to the FBI's most wanted list is Terrorist, Ballsac Teabagger, wanted for his connection with the world trade center bombings.

by Willmerson September 20, 2005

Ballsack Whopper

Grooming minors whopper whopper penis cum Ballsack Whopper. Tastes like shit, suck my dick. I have children in my basement. Lettuce semen some more semen i banged your mom you have no father, i dipped my balls i your whopper i think i'm gay. Be Gay. These are the lyrics of the remake of the famous burger king ad. This word is also used if you cut off someones balls and use them as meat for a whoppper.

Max is gay and he is eating a Ballsack Whopper that he made from his own balls.

by CoolDudeMcBonerPants May 30, 2023