thot air balloon

When a man farts in a woman’s vagina until her stomach becomes bloated. Once stomach expansion is complete, the man quickly shoves a shoelace/string into her ass, allowing her to resemble a hot air balloon.

Bro!! I hooked up with the dirtiest hoe ever last night! She kept begging to be a thot air balloon but I was to nervous to fart.

by Skipman M.D. December 10, 2017

a hot air balloon going Mach 10

A typical sight in Airforceproud95 videos, alongside other aircraft also going nearly at Mach 10.

"Is it possible to see a hot air balloon going Mach 10 IRL?"
"Nah fam."

by Unkanow April 15, 2020

Flesh Balloon

A term use to describe the testicles of a man

Hey thats some mighty fine juice you got in the old flesh balloon.

by Ruffun October 23, 2008

douche-balloon

Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.

what a douche-balloon!!

by insultURface September 16, 2010

balloon finger

The tenderness in one's fingertip and fingernail that results from inflating and knotting a large number of balloons.

Helping set up for my nephew's birthday party gave me a wicked case of balloon finger.

by Anna LeStache May 11, 2010

Balloonist dozen

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

xD balloon

xD ballons or xD ballons is literally a balloon with an "xD" face on it. It symbolizes laughter or something funny happening.

Frank: I wet my pants last night.
Jon: xD balloons!

by Theknight330 November 7, 2009