tax-time baller

A person who is newly albeit temporarily wealthy from a huge tax return, only to be flat broke again a month later once they spend every penny on frivolous crap.

Person 1 : I just got 2 thousand on my tax return. I'm about to hit the mall.

Person 2: Why don't you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few classes?

Person 1: Ahh that can wait, I gotta look good this weekend. There was $200 watch I saw at Macy's and those new Jordan's came out this week. Plus.....

..........3 weeks later.........

Person 1: You got a couple bucks so I can get a few packs of noodles?

Person 2: A couple Bucks?!?!? Didn't you just get 2 G's a few weeks ago?? I knew you was a tax-time baller.

Person 1: .....*hangs head*.......

by itMIGHTbedatboy January 16, 2014

Bakers Oven

Another word for 'hotbox' (To smoke weed in a confined, closed space.)

Oli: Yo, ive skinned up

James: Sweet, lets take it to the bakers oven
Oli: Hell yeah

by Kermit123 May 17, 2009

Baker Bounce

You start out on a bouncy object, such as a couch or trampoline. The girl then puts her ankles behind her ears, and the guy positions himself inside, and begins to bounce her (much like dribbling a basketball). Repeat until climax. Minimal effort is required for maximum speed.

Hey, see that girl over there? I totally gave her the Baker Bounce on her parent's couch.

by BaKeR417 December 14, 2010

certified baller

being such a baller that you are legally certified.

Mike "Look at that baller!"
Shaun "Oh thats just james, he's a certified baller."

by jdtitties April 24, 2010

Hayden baker

A fat depressed individual that likes hanging around with kids around the age of 5-7

Wow that Hayden baker is hanging around with two five year olds

by Niggafagot January 17, 2018

Ray Baker

The sun, according to LSU Football Coach Ed Ogeron

Coach O: "Woo! Ray out today!"

Joe Burrow: "Ray? Who's Ray?"

Coach O: "Ray Baker!"

Joe Burrow: "What?"

Coach O: "That big ball in the sky! He gon bake our ass today!"

by Silacious Krumb January 18, 2020

stop posting about baller

STOP posting about BALLER, I'm tired of seeing it.

My friends on TikTok send me it. (BALLER)

On Discord it's fucking BALLER.

I was in Studio Origami, right? And all of the channels were just BALLER

I send super scupol art to my girlfriend- (ÆYOOO u ain't got no girlfriend stop the cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢)

Person number one: stop posting about baller
Person number two: ok

by siren head XD October 20, 2022