bench that pussy

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.

Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Left Bench

An athlete that does not get playing time and when someone asks them what position they play they jokingly say "Left Bench" because left is a common position title.

"Yo Tom what position do you play?" " Oh I play 2nd string left bench."

by football scrub March 12, 2018

boyfriend bench

The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.

Mark: Dude, I hate shopping with my girlfriend.

Ron: Let me guess...she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.

by yay4me80 November 15, 2007

benchslap

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.

Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.

by lyzurjane October 1, 2016

benchod

Indian slang work means Sister Fucker.

benchod i'll kick your ass.

by harry patel February 12, 2005

steam bench

A steam bench located outside of the dorm Read at Indiana University Bloomington. It is a spot to get extremely ripped with your friends, but be careful because tons of cops lurk there at night looking to feed on young, innocent college boys and girls.

Brendan: I just picked up a gram from curry 2!
Jared: Where should we smoke it?
Eric: Lets go to the steam bench!
Alex: Thats a great idea, hopefully officer Dan doesnt catch us
Eddie: I'll bring Mary Poppins

by alexmace November 24, 2011

Falling off the bench

when someone’s life begins to fall apart.(drugs, debt, women, etc.)

I have to say I’ve been falling off the bench recently, but I’m in the process of getting back on

by suicidal dog April 16, 2019