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bench that pussy

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.
Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.
by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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Left Bench

An athlete that does not get playing time and when someone asks them what position they play they jokingly say "Left Bench" because left is a common position title.
"Yo Tom what position do you play?" " Oh I play 2nd string left bench."
by football scrub March 12, 2018
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boyfriend bench

The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.
Mark: Dude, I hate shopping with my girlfriend.

Ron: Let me guess...she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.
by yay4me80 November 15, 2007
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benchslap

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.
Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.
by lyzurjane October 1, 2016
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benchod

benchod i'll kick your ass.
by harry patel February 12, 2005
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steam bench

A steam bench located outside of the dorm Read at Indiana University Bloomington. It is a spot to get extremely ripped with your friends, but be careful because tons of cops lurk there at night looking to feed on young, innocent college boys and girls.
Brendan: I just picked up a gram from curry 2!
Jared: Where should we smoke it?
Eric: Lets go to the steam bench!
Alex: Thats a great idea, hopefully officer Dan doesnt catch us
Eddie: I'll bring Mary Poppins
by alexmace November 24, 2011
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Falling off the bench

when someone’s life begins to fall apart.(drugs, debt, women, etc.)
I have to say I’ve been falling off the bench recently, but I’m in the process of getting back on
by suicidal dog April 16, 2019
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