Babysitting

When your docking with another man and you cum into his cock hole

Roger was babysitting my kids after we docked and I came in his cock

by Bildo baggins March 7, 2023

Bagsy Not Babysitting

If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.

There are only a few exceptions to this rule:

- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first

- if the wife disagrees with the decision

Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.

Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting”

Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”

Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”

Brian - “Yes Love”

Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”

by Becky Bumcheeks April 26, 2023

Babysitting

In platform fighters, the act of being just out of range of someone recovering back to stage to capitalize on a punishable option or attack attempt

I was trying to recover but he was babysitting me until I used my Up-B.

by MalakaiESP July 29, 2023

babysit

To watch a long automated process (typically computer related) closely until it reaches completion

Worker 1 to worker 2: Yeah, I had to babysit those updates all night to make sure they didn't break my workstation.

by tenbucket August 17, 2023

Babysitting

the act of holding your blunt for an extended period of time without taking a hit from it, or hogging the blunt during a rotation with your smoke circle.

I was babysitting my blunt for a while before my next hit.

"yo pass that, you been babysitting it for minutes" "oh my fault, my fault"

by Stoned Boy Steven December 23, 2025

Babysitting

When a person holds a vape in their hand but doesn’t let anyone hit it.

Chase: *Has Vape in hand

Jackson: does anyone have a vape ; Chase is babysitting

by Rippasbisc February 2, 2025

Babysitting

Babysitting (noun): The often humorous misnomer used by parents when they're actually just doing their regular parenting duties. Commonly applied when one parent takes sole charge of their child while the other is out, reinforcing the age-old joke that parenting can sometimes feel like a part-time gig.

Friend: What are you doing this weekend?
Parent: Oh, you know, babysitting. My wife is going out, so it’s just me and the baby gearing up for a wild night of cartoons and cheerios.

by markflavin April 17, 2024