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Whore of Babylon 

The female demon from the Bible of Christian mythos that pries on the young, the innocent and the faithful men of society. She has many appellations including the “Mother of Prostitutes” and “Babylon the Great”. The Whore is the epitome of an extremely lascivious and horny female or nymphomaniac that is beyond lusty or mentally sane and just plain evil incarnate. She is the next step up from your everyday “slut” and “whore”. You’ll often find the Whore of Babylon on the Hub or posting lewd photos on Snapchat and Instagram. She can be found in the popular cliques at schools, colleges, and universities surrounded by her “male friends”.
“Bro, how many guys has Maddie fucked this month alone?” “More than I can count, she’s the Whore of Babylon around here”

“I just got my first date with Alyssa, got any advice?”. “Yeah, don’t go. Once you smash the Whore of Babylon you can never wash that sin away
Whore of Babylon by Jaldabaoth February 28, 2020

Sword of Babylon 

A sexual act of undefined beauty. With his ladyfriend naked on all fours, the man gripping a medium to large dildo akin to a javelin thrower, from the rear inserts the sexual accesory into either of the ladies lovezones with an oscillating stroke.
"I pulled out the old sword of babylon last night boys. She was loving it, it was just the ticket!"
Sword of Babylon by BigTicket July 21, 2006

Harlot of Babylon 

The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and jewels and pearls, holding in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the impurities of her sexual immorality
Jude is the Harlot of Babylon
Harlot of Babylon by blackout July 12, 2006

whore of Babylon 

What your catholic grandmother calls you when wearing a short dress
susan:¨I wore my whore of Babylon dress yesterday, and my ass looked great
whore of Babylon by rosehip March 3, 2015

The Babylon Bee 

The truth, plus or minus the facts.
P1: did you see The Babylon Bee's new headline?

P2: "Bernie Tests Negative For President"?

P1: no, this one: "Disney Introduces New LGBTQ Superhero Whose Superpower is Turning Invisible in International Markets".
The Babylon Bee by Pepe_Apologist January 30, 2021

Hanging Curtains of Babylon 

Term for slightly overstretched labia. Horrendous insult that should only be used under extreme duress or for cheap laughs. Wil lresult in violence or bemusement.
"Fuck off, don't talk about my funny-shaped cock, your minge is like the hanging curtains of Babylon."