Baboon Ass 

{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.

"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"

Baboon Ass by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

Baboon Butt 

1. When a woman's rear end is the most distinguishable part of their body, just as the behind of a baboon is their most noticeable quality.

2. It can also be used to refer to a butt that drives a man wild like baboons are.

Have you seen those new pictures of Vida Guerra? Now that woman has a baboon butt.

Jennifer Lopez's baboon butt can drive any man wild.

Baboon Butt by BBALLSTAR October 24, 2007

Baboon Butt 

When a man fucks a woman from behind so hard that her butt turns all red.

"Reid fucked me so hard that I had Baboon Butt for a week...it was great."

Baboon Butt by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009

baboon ass 

The rear end of a small hatch-back car when red brake lights are illuminated.

Take the corner with a sense of adventure, motherfucker. I don'want to see your baboon ass!

baboon ass by aaus February 11, 2008

Baboon Buster 

The sexual act of a person placing their face and head between the breasts of a female with his cheeks puffed with air. The woman then squeezes her breasts together deflating the contained air within the others cheeks.

I gave him a baboon buster he'll never forget.

Baboon Buster by ~Fuck-Tard July 4, 2006

Baboon Fur 

Thick ass hair concentrated around the anus.

That chick was hot AF but man she had some wild baboon fur when I was hittin it from behind.

Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.

Baboon Fur by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

baboon sex 

When a man bends over in front of his partner, grasps each ass cheek firmly, spreading them to expose his rectum. The resulting view resembles a baboon's red ass.

Whenever Pete watches the Discovery Channel, he can't help but think about the great baboon sex he had with Andrew while Ray watched.

OR

Do and Pete fight often, but have baboon sex to make up.

baboon sex by Total Penetration June 5, 2005