a term used when you feel as if someone is bragging about something that they did but you don't think it's that awesome. or you could be jealous.
you can also use it to poke fun at yourself when explaining to someone how you did something awesome you can say cool brag after it to make it known that you are not trying to brag.
you can also use it to poke fun at yourself when explaining to someone how you did something awesome you can say cool brag after it to make it known that you are not trying to brag.
Girl 1: That show was fun last night.
Girl 2: Well after the show we hung out with the band on their bus.
Girl 1: cool brag
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Person: Omg you so have a pic with everyone in the band!
You: Yeah I'm real close with them
Person: orly?
You: yeah i know cool brag right?
Girl 2: Well after the show we hung out with the band on their bus.
Girl 1: cool brag
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Person: Omg you so have a pic with everyone in the band!
You: Yeah I'm real close with them
Person: orly?
You: yeah i know cool brag right?
by heymoon October 17, 2008
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n. The act of boasting about something under the guise of complaining.
v. To boast under the guise of complaining.
The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
v. To boast under the guise of complaining.
The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
In a shameless bitch-to-brag, my tool of a boss told the whole break-room he got hit with the Alternative Minimum Tax this year because of his year-end bonus.
by CLL May 20, 2008
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Roy: Sure I can....but it might be a waste of your time!
Marilyn: What do you mean?
Roy: Klaus won't be interested in you....He likes to smoke the bragiole!
Marilyn:BOOOOOOO!
Roy: Sure I can....but it might be a waste of your time!
Marilyn: What do you mean?
Roy: Klaus won't be interested in you....He likes to smoke the bragiole!
Marilyn:BOOOOOOO!
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Pete: "Oh, that's Adam."
Cook: "What a dickhead."
Pete: "Yeah, but in spite of all the braggadocio, I actually like the guy."
Cook: "Really?"
Pete: "No, really?"
Pete: "Oh, that's Adam."
Cook: "What a dickhead."
Pete: "Yeah, but in spite of all the braggadocio, I actually like the guy."
Cook: "Really?"
Pete: "No, really?"
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Get the Brage mug.A person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. This person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. These persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable.
You: "I have some old Nirvana vinyl records in my collection."
Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."
You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."
Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."
Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."
You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."
Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."
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