n. The act of boasting about something under the guise of complaining.
v. To boast under the guise of complaining.

The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
In a shameless bitch-to-brag, my tool of a boss told the whole break-room he got hit with the Alternative Minimum Tax this year because of his year-end bonus.
by CLL May 19, 2008
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n. The act of boasting about something under the guise of complaining.
v. To boast under the guise of complaining.

The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
In a shameless bitch-to-brag, my tool of a boss told the whole break-room he got hit with the Alternative Minimum Tax this year because of his year-end bonus.
by CLL May 20, 2008
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Verb. or Noun. To appear to complain while actually boasting. Usually used as a conversation-starter in a small group. It allows the user to bring up something about themself, such as wealth, status, etc under the guise of ellicting pitying. The first known use was "It's so hard to find good help these days." More modern usages would be, "I can never find Seven jeans in size 00 at the local mall, so I have to drive all the way out to the city."or "I am just so angry at my husband; he went and bought a new Mercedes for me without asking what color I wanted!"
If I hear one more bitch-to-brag about how the quality of Prada shoes has slipped recently, I'll puke.

The only time my boss mentions his son is when he's bitchin'-to-brag about the tuition he pays to send him to Harvard.
by CLL April 21, 2007
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Pretending to complain about something to disguise the fact that you are actually bragging about something else.
Travis was complaining yesterday that his wife recently ran up a $4,000 bill at Target. When he asked her what she bought, she told him they needed new clothes for their trip to Tahiti next month. He was totally bitch-bragging about how rich they are.
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