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bitch-to-brag

n. The act of boasting about something under the guise of complaining.
v. To boast under the guise of complaining.

The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
In a shameless bitch-to-brag, my tool of a boss told the whole break-room he got hit with the Alternative Minimum Tax this year because of his year-end bonus.
bitch-to-brag by CLL May 20, 2008
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bitch-to-brag

n. The act of boasting about something under the guise of complaining.
v. To boast under the guise of complaining.

The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
In a shameless bitch-to-brag, my tool of a boss told the whole break-room he got hit with the Alternative Minimum Tax this year because of his year-end bonus.
bitch-to-brag by CLL May 21, 2008

bitch-to-brag

Verb. or Noun. To appear to complain while actually boasting. Usually used as a conversation-starter in a small group. It allows the user to bring up something about themself, such as wealth, status, etc under the guise of ellicting pitying. The first known use was "It's so hard to find good help these days." More modern usages would be, "I can never find Seven jeans in size 00 at the local mall, so I have to drive all the way out to the city."or "I am just so angry at my husband; he went and bought a new Mercedes for me without asking what color I wanted!"
If I hear one more bitch-to-brag about how the quality of Prada shoes has slipped recently, I'll puke.

The only time my boss mentions his son is when he's bitchin'-to-brag about the tuition he pays to send him to Harvard.
bitch-to-brag by CLL July 20, 2008

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026