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aztec

another way of saying aesthetic (not to be confused with the aztec empire)
person 1: "omg did u see daniel's new shades?"
person 2: "yesss they're so aztec."

person 1: "stop, i really wanna redecorate my room."
person 2: "ikr, im so happy i did mine last year. it's all aztec and pastel."
by gopro7reekal November 7, 2023
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gimme aztec

When you're so drunk trying text back "gimme a sec" but your auto correct makes you look like an idiot.
Friend: "yo where's the party at? Send me ur location"
Me: "gimme Aztec"
by Blumthal24 September 12, 2016
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Aztec flicker gooning

A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.

The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.

Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.

According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.

Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.

Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"
by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024
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aztec rave monkey

an event in Yume Nikki. Can be found in the wilderness and upon interacted with displays a flashing gif of an aztec looking monkey figure with a 2-second-loop funky song
I found the Aztec Rave Monkey event last night and now I got eystrains
by PM64 May 31, 2021
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Aztec Blow Dart

Giving a girl backshots and you finish inside, you then blow an Aztec death whistle in her ear, scaring the shit out of her and making her shoot your cum across the room like a blow dart
Dave - “What did you get up to last night?”
James - “Me and the wife made an Aztec blow dart
by Mysteriousguylol March 25, 2024
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Aztec flickergoon

A ritual to summon the ancient god of gooning and edging
by Jehshshsjs June 7, 2024
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Aztec Ritual

When a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. So he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.
John: Yooo, did you end up banging Liz last night?
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.
by Makeitnasty639 January 14, 2017
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