Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 7, 2005

something awful

bad or badly

I'm craving chicken wings something awful.

by Amira Brady November 27, 2013

assful

a lot -- or just way too much

I had an assful of him the other day, I need to get out of here

by california April 27, 2002

Awful Fantasy

A ROM edited for the sheer purpose of nothing . Literally . Made by SomethingAwful.com , it features many of thier more notable quotes and pranks . It is an extraspective view on how people behave on the Internet . All characters , quotes , sayings , threats , and general offensiveness are ... Inspired by real people . Best laughs I ever had . Runs on either ZSNES or SNES9x .

Dude , I just played Awful Fantasy , and I fuckin' loved it !

by WheezyTheWizard September 3, 2005

aweful

Full of awe, or could inspire enough awe to fill. Dispite sounding like awful, it means quite the opposite.

Guy: I just made a submission to urbandictionary.com!
Guy2:Dude, that's aweful!

by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005

Something Awful

A lame website with even lamer forums. However, if you by any chance like feminazi mods, forum downtime from comically inept script writers, MS paint, pathetic personal e/n stories, fat nerds with neckbeards, extra features that cost money and are usually broken, circle jerk threads, smug, whiny rich kids, unfunny spamboards (BYOB), and people who can't take a joke or laugh at themselves, then this is the forum for you.

Something Awful was cool......back in 2002.

by radium October 29, 2006

awful tower

"The Awful Tower" is the appellation most commonly used by a certain variety of Parisian anglophones to refer to that most ominous quadripedal cast iron cast-off space ship masquerading as the City's and even the Country's most famous tourist attraction.

Also known as "Ze Awful Tow(z)er"

"Where are we going to take the relatives from Ohio?" Petit Louis asked he brother Toto. "Oh, I know, let's drive them down the Champs a Sleazy, then over to the Sore Bone, and then we can finish up at the Awful Tower."

by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007