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A portmanteau of awkward and awful; something that is both awkward and awful.
It's going to be awkful to discuss the sex-ridden book in Mr. Smith's English class, he is a 82 year old man you know.
Awkful by Scott Warshire September 11, 2007
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An adjective used to describe a situation that is either awfully awkward or awkwardly awful. This must be a situation in which both words are necessary, but also a situation wherein one cannot be bothered to use them both. Thus, "awkful" was born.
In a word, awkful.
awkful by PLLbiiiiiitch March 15, 2011

Awful Awful Challenge 

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.
Man, I was doing the Awful Awful Challenge after I ate Taco Bell last night.
Awful Awful Challenge by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

Awfully hot Coffee pot

Something hot that you’d drop on someone.
”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.

Gawds Awful Towers 

A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.
Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?

Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok

Person 1: bruh

awfultunity 

I had an awfultunity to play Tony Hawk Ride.
awfultunity by lobert124 April 25, 2010
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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