Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln created peanut butter and wanted to give credit for it to a black person so the southerners would accept the blacks as their equals. However, before the plan could be put into action, John Wilkes Booth, who "despised legume racial harmony", got wind of the plan and shot Lincoln. 31 years later, the plan was revived by President Grover Cleveland. Cleveland heard of a young black botanist, Carver, who had invented over 300 uses for peanuts, but amazingly, "mashing them up and eating them wasn't one of them". Cleveland constructed an ingenious plan to allow Carver to receive credit by leaving a jar of peanut butter to an unknowing Carver, who received the credit for the invention. There is thought to be a Jar of Truth that has prove that Carver did not invent peanut butter but the Illuminati are dedicated to finding it and destroying it to keep the world from going back into racism.

Abraham Lincoln invented peanut butter.

by defintionguy February 24, 2012

Avraam

Very handsome, outgoing, and spontaneous. Well respected and very easy to get along with. Known to go with the flow and act on the moment. The words party animal highly underestimate the lifesyle of these adventure seeking addicts. A man in the streets, but a freak in the bed...and believe me when i say freak. This Greek God knows exactly what to say/do when it comes to pleasing the ladies.

avraam

by Dr David Delvin, GP February 6, 2010

Abraham

Someone very intelligent, mostly best at math. Very kind and compassionate person. Someone you can talk to when you are feeling down. Give out best advice.

You can always rely on Abraham

by Alexander mcalen March 18, 2019

Abraham Lincoln

One of the greatest presidents ever. Fought for the concept that secession was unconstitutional (as it violated the concept of democracy--if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the institution of slavery. Though the Hartford Convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the Federalists. Moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since Lincoln's day. It should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution as a right, it is mentioned in the Declaration of Independance, but that was not a legal document. Therefore he didn't deny anyone anything unusual.

Samurai Lincoln preserved the Union because he was a secret samurai (HAYA!).

by Gene May 13, 2005

Abraham

An extremly handsome mythical boy that lives in the deep woods of the Southern Ontario crown land. Know for saving women and and children from rabid grizzly bears and his extreme handsomness. Red haired and bearded, wears flannels, and is a massive hunk with a massive penis. Often seen in the dreams of many ladies.

I dream about Abraham alot, so handsome.

by Squirdankey November 25, 2006

Farrah Abraham

Notorious reality star who got her start on 16 & pregnant (MTV) and teen mom series. Known to many as a compulsive liar and someone with a massive ego +delusions of self grandur, believing she is the greatest being on the planet.

Farrah Abraham uses the victim card like a pro, always picking fights with everyone from cast members and even her own family. When she is backed into a corner she brings out her ultimate weapon: Crying.

Crying usually happens when people she belittles has a back bone or doesn't automatically agree with her. The crying doesn't help her but makes her the subject of hilarious internet mimes.

A plastic surgery addict who shocked the world by admitting to actually gone under the knife only to make her more artificial.

Janey: did you catch Teen Mom Reuion? Amber should have knock Farrah down a few pegs.

Becky: Farrah Abraham has the emotional maturity of a two year old trapped in a mid twenty's body.

by YoukNowwhO December 14, 2016

Abraham Lincoln

When your girl is watching a movie, and you are masturbating in the other room. You run in and shoot her in the head with your ejaculate screaming "Sic semper tyrannis!"

My girlfriend was watching Titanic last night, so I Abraham Lincolned her.

by iamnotsimonj April 9, 2010