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Avesta

A beast in every aspect of his life. Whether it's in the gym, in work or in the bedroom, this guy is top of the class.

He's a big headed, know-it-all who always means well.

He is loyal and loving underneath his tough and gruff exterior, and will protect all he loves.

He is hyperactive and full of energy, but as soon as his head hits the pillow, he leaves a nice big drool patch and turns the pillow over in the morning hoping you won't notice.

He is best friend material.

He is the boyfriend who will still call you beautiful at 8am when you first wake up, and will still love you when you're being annoying and embarrassing.

He loves dogs , trainers and fashion more than he loves people.

He loves impersonations of animals such as whales, rhinos and puppy dogs.

His big blue eyes are captivating against his dark, rugged features.

Totally amazing in bed.
'OMG he's so perfect, he must be called Avesta'

'Wow look at that guy benching 1000kg, he such an Avesta!'

'This dog has been running in circles for hours, must have avestatitis'
by Statuserror May 28, 2015
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Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS)

When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "
Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?
by Joebk2005 December 9, 2008
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Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009
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aggressively average

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular
Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."
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The Law of Averages

The Law of Averages is a layman's term used to describe the belief that the results of any given event "work out" or "even out" over a set of trials in the short run.

The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.

Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect
1) If you flip a coin 10 times, the Law of Averages states that 5 flips will be heads, and the other 5 flips will be tails.

2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.
by JrBalrog January 2, 2012
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Average Joe

In the world of coffee, an average joe means an average cup of coffee. Usually it falls halfway between watered down cardboard and decent storebought coffee.
I bought a large container of Maxwell House coffee from Kroger and it tasted like an average joe.
by PWS27 May 8, 2017
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Averagity

An adjective describing someone or something that is average.
The averagity of that youtube video bored the crap out of me...Literally.
by Eric Crawford January 5, 2010
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