autopillow

when you have an afro and its big enough to be also used as a pillow

Hey P.O. you dont even need a pillow because you have an autopillow.

by GAMEROFTHEYEAR April 1, 2011

AutoPajearse

Spanish funny phrase for "self-jackoff" which is used mostly by Hondurans living in United States.

That man decided to "autopajearse" because he didn't come up with any jokes.

by iGabrielzx August 4, 2014

autopiss mode

When you can't stop pissing after witnessing a "insert uncomfortable situation here"

I went full on autopiss mode!

by Gnom penis January 24, 2018

Autopathetic

1.
adjective:

claiming to care more about some trivial sillyness to excuse foregoing inconvenient empathy

2.
adjective:

ACTUALLY caring more about one's own minutiae than other people's devastation

Autopatheticly, Brett Kavanaugh resentfully wimpered some random wistfulness about his dad's calenders.

by ~ _ ~ March 18, 2019

Autopilot

When you're so fucked up you're straight.

Avery: Damn bro I'm so fucked up rn I'm on "autopilot."
Vic: Same dude.

by brichee$e July 11, 2020

autopaedicatio

When a man sticks his own Penis into his arsehole

Yesterday, whilst I was walking through the park, a saw a rather strange man committing autopaedicatio on a public bench ; The man simply desired his own Penis.
#SelfSufficient

by Hors Meet November 20, 2020

Autopinguphila

Autopinguphilia is defined as a person’s propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought or image of himself as the third positionist tiktoker, Based Pingu

Josh; I will change my name to Chris, and will get skin changing surgery to appear like based pingu
Friend; Why did Josh change his name to Chris

Me; me because he has Autopinguphila

by Keik jewsteinberg June 29, 2025