perfect attendance

when you dont miss a day of smoking marijuana.

"ay man you wanna burn today?"
"you kno im bout perfect attendance, light it up"

by lakai6721 February 4, 2013

Fright Attendant

an over 50, unattractive frowing flight attendant

How was your flight?

It was OK but you should have seen the fright attendant. She looked like the lunch lady at school.

by f2xtimes November 11, 2014

Fuck You Attendant

The Fuck You Attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up space so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. The Fuck You Attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.

I know I'm just the Fuck You Attendant, but I'm so excited to be part of your big day! By the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.

by OhDon'tYouWish July 27, 2010

Attendant

One who attends an orgy with little or no say.

Shut the hell up, Bob. You've got no say about what goes in your ass, you stupid attendant!

by Jiffy Peej February 11, 2007

attendee

Following the standard pattern (payee = one who is paid), employee = one who is employed, devotee = one who is devoted), an attendee must be someone who is attended, i.e., the SPEAKER not the ATTENDERS in the audience.

Used (with other similar patterns) by people too lazy to look up the correct word.

Attendees to the conference will receive a free copy of the transactions.

by English lover. August 25, 2012

Naughty Bathroom Attendent

When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.

I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.

by synasthetic December 25, 2010

false attender

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.

Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.

by notso_r February 3, 2013