asscannon

The farts and/or stool exit noises you get the morning after a beer binge.

After all the beer I drank last night my butt has turned into an asscannon.

by MacDano July 12, 2006

assbank

The back end of a woman or homosexual man where sperm is deposited and shit is withdrawn.

Look at the assbank of that chick. I wanna make a deposit and hope I don't make a withdrawl.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

assman

Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.

Hey that guy's an assman he gottafat thumb for da booties

by Flamin Spaz November 9, 2012

assange

To have sex with a consenting partner in the morning hours without a condom and later be accused of sexual violation aka "sex by surprise"

Damn, this morning when we were spooning after a night of great sex, Matt assanged me. He is a terrorist and should be hunted down and assassinated!!

by half japanese girl December 4, 2010

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

Assvalanche

Prolific and violent diarrhea.

I shouldn't have eaten those three month old baked beans. I'm not sure your toilet can handle the incoming assvalanche

by Heinous_Anus September 1, 2009

assdana

A long sleeve shirt a woman ties around her waist while working out, or otherwise wearing skin-tight pants, to hide her ass.

Did you see the girl on the treadmill wearing the assdana? Why the hell wear skin-tight pants if you also have to wear an assdana?

by sh4nn0nm November 12, 2011