asstosh

A man working as an internal wholesaler, frequently matches girls on tinder with whom he remains lifelong friends. May or may not be a boat owning uncle.

I like this guy but he seems like a typical asstosh.

by GaryAnne November 29, 2023

Asstonic

A word to describe eating someone's ass platonically.

Them: "Bro did you just eat their ass out?"
You: "Nah, bro it was asstonic."

by ManFromTheAslume August 7, 2024