assramification

Getting your ass pounded to the point it is no longer recognizable.

Cell mate: hope your ready to face the assramifications of our actions

by truu statement September 25, 2011

Assractive

when someone is an asshole but you still wanna fuck them cause they're hella fine

THIS BOY TRYNA HIT ME, HE TRIED TO HIT ME AND-damn he assractive though."

by Cock Donkey April 4, 2015

Asswagon

An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.

Hey man, that Gabe guy is a real Asswagon
Yeah, he's quite the Asswagonous Bastard

by CaptainConway October 14, 2017

assmageddon

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

by Glimmer December 23, 2018

ass rag

A wad of toilet paper used when you have swamp ass to prevent skid marks from ruining your underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities? He should have used an ass rag.

by DanburyCraig October 2, 2006

Allah AssRape

righteous under the torah and koran. This assrape is not only for personal pleasure, but is also for "allah" and the jihad. Similar to the "Metal dan" this religious enforced intercourse is very sacred to activist groups like hamas, taliban, and albert queda. Usually occurs and practiced bye taliban village elders in middle eastern countries such as "Ifuckuassistan" and Indian provinces near the Hindu KUSH like the monk town "Chedduhfrumunduh" and also seen in the the famous 1940's movie "Reise de Meine Fuhrer: Un, Babuh Heitler."

Guy 1: "allah akbar!" *explosions*
Guy2: "Allah ASSRAPPPPEEEEEE!" *different type of explosion penetrating a goats colon*

Charlotte: "hugh your Allah AssRape is amazing"
Hugh: "yea dude...i know.. i learned from the best

by slimydorritoballs December 7, 2011

assbag

Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.

Dan is such a fucking assbag!

by bouncejlf July 7, 2009