Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

Assonance Insults

Similar to Alliteration Insults, but based on vowel-sounds instead of consonants.

Turd Burglar
Hand Shandy
etc

by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004

assfoonery

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

by VP December 27, 2007

Assmonkey

A bitch that loves it up the ass.

Tracy is such an assmonkey.

by Tracy White June 27, 2003

assmongrel

Keith Oakley, Harrisburg, IL

Keith Oakley is an assmongrel to the extreme!

by Pat Dizzle December 8, 2003

asspon

a tampon used in the male butt whole.

an asspon is used for males when they have the squirts.

by Danlewis January 8, 2007

Assmonkey

assmonkey, rico, Jesse holmes

Hey Jesse! Assmonkey! Rico!

by Pvbfjvbhfdsvbhfsavbhrsa January 24, 2009