Asslete

describing someone keen on their sport to the point of being an asshole.

Jeff won’t stop going on about his fucking triathlon and how he only eats pasta and can’t drink, what an asslete.

by Matterbox September 21, 2019

Asshley

A bootylicious woman named Ashley. She puts the ass in Asshley.
If you stare she'll slap you with one of her big titties.

Mmmm gotta get me some of that Asshley.

Tits and Asshley.

by Jizzebel October 21, 2021

Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

donut and banger asile

the asile with all the snacks and when your really fucking high you just want all the donuts and snacks..

Witz: Dude the donut and banger asile is lookin pretty fucking good right now.
Frank: I feel you on that man.

by DAT PIFF SET January 14, 2010

assidental

an unwanted pregnancy resulting from anal intercourse

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.

by jrbump August 31, 2009

Asshile

A person who is so fed up with themselves that they cannot see beyond the scope of their own vision.

Tom Cruise is such an Asshile

by Tilyth October 13, 2010

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005