The Coles assfucker

When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.

" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"

by NorrisButtBuddy May 12, 2018

Assfucker

Slang for "asshole" When someone does something or says something that is not liked.

You are such an asshole

by Dubie March 25, 2005

assfuck

A insult

A way to fuck someone

The bitch called me an assfuck.
Me and jammy assfucked last night

by adam young August 29, 2014

ASSFUCKINGBITCHHOE

Scott, Tyler, Thomas, Carter, and many more...

All of the people above are such ASSFUCKINGBITCHHOE's.

by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019

Phineas Assfuck

A worthless, stupid, stubborn human being of the Protestant Evangelical or KJV fundamentalist variety. His head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize how blind and moronic he is. Usually an online troll.

I'd love to debate the finer points of theology with you but you're being a little trolling Phineas Assfuck.

There's Phineas again, being the whiny Assfuck that he is.

by I mean, yeah November 2, 2018

AssFink

A term used to describe anyone you don't like, someone who thinks they have an idea of what they're doing but they really dont have a fucking clue, someone who talks behind your back, sumone who has sum sucky ass come backs and is really dumb, or is just a complete asshole etc... This is a VERY flexible word

Wow I can't beleive Susy talked about me to my OWN best friend.. what a fucking AssFink!

by ManDa PanDa-- inspired by LizzY BiZZy April 28, 2005

assfinkter

The muscle that contracts your asshole for taking a shit.

Dang, i just tore my assfinkter last night from that huge ass dump.

by BAcc June 25, 2008