assbut

From the syndicated Fox Primetime Cartoon "The Simpsons".

Used by the character Jimbo Jones in a derogatory fashion at the character Mayor Quimby.

Mayor Quimby: "I don't need to listen to you."
Jimbo Jones: "Then prove it, assbut!"

by warnerdang June 8, 2004

Assbutt

1. Noun. The Gish 2019 mascot and intern herbivorous mammal that typically consists of a majestic miniature and elusive combination of a four legged, grayish-brown, bony body of an African Wild Donkey (ass) paired with the vivid and brightly colored carrot orange and obsidian wings with white spots along the edges of a Monarch Butterfly (butt) and also their antennae, while additionally donning a loosely fashioned backwards royal blue necktie; prefers a diet of flowering kale, but other varieties of this creature are known to eat other vegetation such as, but not limited to whatever is available, Cheetos, and brussel sprouts; also known as a monarkey; special skills include: clogging and/or tap dancing, pollinating, omniscience, incredibly memory, stubborn punctuality (when they want to), acting on camera, tenacity, toxic if eaten and inspiration for the children’s party game “Staple the Wings on the Assbutt” (but that was becoming too violent with children and staplers so it is now becoming known as “Tape the Tie to the Assbutt)

2. Refers to a distraction shouted at an archangel before throwing a Molotov cocktail of holy oil at them.

3. Literally. Buttbutt. Bootybooty

“The Assbutt is my favorite GISH mascot ever!”

“Kids! It’s time to play Tape the Tie to the Assbutt!”

“Hey Assbutt!”

“Look at the Assbutt!”

by CaptainDancyPantsEeekSquad! July 24, 2019

assrot

A potent and evil smell originating from the anal cavity. This is the end result from a random and unusual mixture of foods. I.e Coffee, cesar salad and curry.

Sue Ellen: Awh heck Bill! What da hell is that turrible smell?
Bill: Ahhh, sorry Suzie, I got the toots again.
Sue Ellen: Damnit boy! That ain't the toots, it's a severe case of assrot.
Bill: Well, atleast we know what to call 'em now.

by Dick Ears July 26, 2010

Assbored

Commonly used in the service industry; The feeling one gets while doing absolutly nothing, when you suddenly realize you could be making money

--- commonly associated with an asshole feeling inside

Brandon- I'm so effin' assbored right meow!

by Romeo! June 7, 2009

Assmothermia

Otherwise termed freezing one's ass off, is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure of one's ass (booty/butt/buns/etc) to cold weather.
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia

(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)

John has a severe case of assmothermia after walking a mile in the biting cold.

by Transportgooru February 10, 2010

AssBath

The act of sticking your ass on the bath faucet, so then the water can spill down you spine, into your ass, and then through your ballsack into the bathtub.

John: OMG this AssBath feels so good

Greg: Its also great for cleaning the shit out of your ass

by LolMan March 11, 2012

assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt

a real piece of shit

Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"

by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020