assbarger

the act of barging in on someones asshole without the permission of the owner of the asshole itself

that assbarger Dustin didn't even ask if he could put his dick in sherry's ass , he just rammed his cockasaurus in.

by Daniel Presnell July 31, 2007

AssBastard

A bitch who doesnt give a fucking damn and was raised by sluts

James is such an AssBastard

by assbastardfromanalsexareuhappy November 22, 2017

Assmaster

Two Possible Meanings
1. Either the ability to get ass from all women, therefore becoming master of the ass, can be applied as a form of admiration or possibly an insult (usually both).

2. Or a term for one who is skilled in the buttsex, may be applied to homosexuals.

1. "The Assmaster is out again"

2. "Yeah Steve is a real Assmaster isn't he?"

by Edward Franklin January 1, 2004

pole smoking assmaster

see detlef

he's proud to be a pole smoking assmaster

by discordian January 7, 2004

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

Assmaster

The person who owns your ass.

Jake says to margie, "Hey you're a bitch!"

Margie says back, "Go report back to your assmaster!"

by Alli-BABA July 3, 2010

Assbutter

Assbutter is the fluid, non-fecal secretion discharged from the rectum and spread in circumference of the anus. Usually caused by an extensive intake of alcoholic beverages and/or spicy foods, Assbutter can in extreme cases cause a seemingly insurmountable desire to itch.

After my last three-day party binge, I have a severe case of assbutter today. The itch is driving me absolutely crazy and I feel like cleaning my asshole with a Brillo pad.

by Dr Wolfgan P Hansi March 13, 2020