assport

1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.

Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.

by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022

assponge

Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.

bring me the assponge leroy!

by jedy November 17, 2005

asspole

the stick you shove up the muppets butt to make it dance

Listen up, don't make me kick you in the asspole!

Dance muppet, shake that asspole!

Girl Muppet says to other girl muppet : "Damn...didja see the size of his asspole?"

by DaBomb.Com(the original) February 3, 2010

dead assodopholis

Dead assopopholis is a condition where all the blood in your body turns to lead and you cant get up.

Meaning of lazyness.

(MATT) James, you been sitting there all day
(JAMES) yea i know, i am bored.
(MATT) naw, you got dead assodopholis.

by mjax October 23, 2009

Assmodeus

An excellent male pornstar name!

Variant of Asmodeus. See the definition of that word so you can understand why "Assmodeus" is a great male pornstar name. Get it? Ass-modeus? *rimshot*

If I ever become a male pornstar, then I know what name will I be called.

ASSMODEUS!!

by Mark H May 29, 2004

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

by pennyloafer June 7, 2007

asspony

A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.

You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!

by Gabby February 15, 2004