Arkansas Asphyxiation

Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.

My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.

by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

Merrily Asphyxiate

Hurry! Good... Girl? Boy?

Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2025

Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.

A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.

by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation - is a form of auto erotica asphyxiation. The subject places their head in a public restroom toilet while masterbating to deprive the subject of oxygen hightening the excitement and pleasure of the masterbater's experience.

A man was found half naked and unconscious in a stall of the JC Pennies men's room covered in water and semen with a subtle smile on his face. An obvious victim of Hydroerotic Asphyxiation.

by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

asphyxiate

To die by suffocating. Can be due to gases, choking or lack of oxygen.

Jenna sadly asphyxiated after being locked in the air-tight room for a week.

by Pleasedon'tkill October 13, 2020