Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbate in 100+ degree weather while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 26, 2023

Arkansas Asphyxiation

Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.

My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.

by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbait in 100+ degree wheather while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 25, 2023

asphyxiate

To die by suffocating. Can be due to gases, choking or lack of oxygen.

Jenna sadly asphyxiated after being locked in the air-tight room for a week.

by Pleasedon'tkill October 13, 2020

inert gas asphyxiation

lol why are you searching that up, pasta man?

you don't have any... PLANS... do you?

why urban dictionary of all places anyway?

are you just being edgy?

whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.

you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!

I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.

by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024