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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbate in 100+ degree weather while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 26, 2023
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Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.
A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
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asphyxiate

To die by suffocating. Can be due to gases, choking or lack of oxygen.
Jenna sadly asphyxiated after being locked in the air-tight room for a week.
by Pleasedon'tkill October 13, 2020
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Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbait in 100+ degree wheather while in a honey-bucket overseas.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.
by Jack Napier February 25, 2023
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Hydroerotic Asphyxiation

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation - is a form of auto erotica asphyxiation. The subject places their head in a public restroom toilet while masterbating to deprive the subject of oxygen hightening the excitement and pleasure of the masterbater's experience.
A man was found half naked and unconscious in a stall of the JC Pennies men's room covered in water and semen with a subtle smile on his face. An obvious victim of Hydroerotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
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Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.
He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.
by BoogerMan January 29, 2024
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Arkansas Asphyxiation

Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.
My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.
by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023
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