Asplenapenadix

An unknown made up organ of the body, similar to that of a kidney or spleen. Used in conjunction with the same area of the body, but when unsure which organ specifically.

I think I reputed my Asplenapenadix! This whole area hurts.

by Malbeth February 12, 2013

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Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

by Aspenburger September 1, 2021

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Aspen Loeffler

Aspen is the most amazing and sweet human being, she is NOT using her dad or the Why Dont We boys for fame she’s just trying to live her best life. There’s this thing called rumors that people follow and half of the time they aren’t true so stop being mean and rude to her

“Do you know Aspen Loeffler?”
“Yeah she’s so beautiful and sweet”

by Aspen Loeffler October 10, 2018

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Aspen

super pretty and fun to be with they never leave your side. they get super jealous when they’re boyfriend is with any mother girl, but that’s what makes them the best. someone you can trust and tell anything too, super funny, never stops smiling and wanting to be around people she loves. perfection.

wow! she’s stunning she must be an aspen

by ooooooodayun January 12, 2019

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