Assfar

a unit of length.
11,616 feet, equivalent to 2.2 miles.

Person 1:How far do you have to go?
Person 2:An Assfar!

Person 1: I have to go exactly 2.2 Mile
Person 2: Holy shit! Thats an Assfar away!

by mynoduesp1234 December 23, 2010

ahofag

a person who is not only a ho....but also a fag....even if the person is neither sexually active or homosexual. This could be anyone from co-workers, friends, relatives, your own children, and of course...your mom. People who use this word usually play softball, have the BEST calfs in the world, and have secret homosexual fantasies with themselves and men from India.

Person 1-"Dude, how many sliced pies did you make today?"

Person 2-"I made 10 to begin with and then made 4 more."

Person 1-"GOD SHUT UP!...you're such ahofag.."

Person 2-"umm....ok..I have no idea wtf that means..."

by MellowLaughs November 5, 2011

assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018

asdfasdfasdf

1. These letters are typed when people get really bored and they start smashing keys.

2. Something that a weirdo would say when you step on their toes or slap them.

3. A secret code not yet decrypted.

"Yeah its so much fun typing asdfasdfasdf" - not.

"asdfasdfasdf! You stepped on my toes!"

The nerd sits quietly staring at the screen trying to find the hidden meaning of... "asdfasdfasdf"

by Slayer509 February 23, 2010

asfaawbffe

abbreviation for absolutely superbly fantastic and awesomely weird best friend for eternity.

Bella, you are my asfaawbffe.

by TwilightFreak102 April 2, 2008

Ashfaq

Ashfaq is one of a person that everyone wants in life but can’t have them. He is the sweetest and the kindest one can have around them. He is always there for you no matter what the situation might be. He is possessive and wants to be around loved ones all the time. He is someone who can be can be your dearest companion on the toughest journey of your life. He can be annoying and always tries to see the world in a colourful imaginative way rather than seeing it’s harsh reality.

Ashfaq is an imaginative person

by bloodshedder November 23, 2021

Asfandyar

Asfandyar, also transliterated as Esfandiyar, Esfandyar, Isfandiar, Isfandiyar or Esfandiar, is a legendary Iranian hero.

The name is best known from Shahnameh (an enormous poetic opus written by the Persian poet Ferdowsi around 1000 AD).

Its used as given name in Iran and surrounding countries...

Whats up, Asfandyar...

by Dimension7 February 4, 2010