Allentown, NJ

A small town in Monmouth County, NJ. Its an amazing town where everyone knows everyone. Better then pennsyvainia's allentown.

"dude i was in allentown, nj and ate at la piazza." said jon.
"Sick. i was at the candyshop a week ago. to bad they shut down." said fred.

by a guy in atown January 10, 2011

Allentown Spatula

(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .

Did you get another haircut?
Nah, man. I got hit by an Allentown Spatula.

by MCedeno October 28, 2010

Tim Allen

To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere.
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All forms of the Tim Allen include:
"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
"EELREEEE?!?!"
"EELLROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHREEE?!?!"
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
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If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
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Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Answering questions
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
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Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.

Jake: Yo, what's up man?
Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Jake: ... what?
Johnny: Tim Allen...
Jake: ...
Johnny: EELLREEEEEEEEE?!?!
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Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Tommy: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Sam: EELREEEE?!?!
Todd: AAARRRGHHHROOO?!?!
Jake: >=
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Johnny: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Jake: What the f--
Johnny:--AARRRGGHHROOOO?!?!

by Godknown July 20, 2008

Jared Allen

1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.

2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).

1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."

2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."

by Jyrki January 24, 2010

Allen Leech

Niall Horan's father.

Ok he's an actor, a really good actor.

Fred: have you seen that new movie with Allen Leech?
Mike: who's that?
Fred: bloody Paul from BoRhap.
Mike: the fruit fly?
Fred: yeah, that snake
Mike: that blood sucking leech...
Fred: I love that guy
Mike: me too he's good

by Aiko_Aoyama October 16, 2020

allen temple

Allen Temple Court is A Apartment Complex Locationed On Mlk/Martin Luther King St , Allen Temple is known for its violence & Gangs , GANGS such as (3LETTERGANG) (TEMPCREW) (SPARKGANGoE💔) (SK) Well known members are 3Letter.Kobe , Pfk Check Pfk Lil Marlo (RIP) & One of the other Young Members Is Lil Jr @livin4lanni.

Say twin, You Tryna Hit Allen Temple

Hell Naw We gone get our HighPoint Took.

by IdontBanggg November 27, 2021

Arlen

Arlen is probably one of the best boys you will meet. He is very compassionate and super kind. He will seem shy when you first meet him, but once he gets comfortable he is outgoing, sarcastic, and fun to be around. Arlen has a great sense of humor and can make pretty much anyone laugh, and just by being around him makes you smile uncontrollably. He is very talented and is good at anything he puts his mind to. He is sweet and caring to anyone he loves, and will make sure you know how he feels about you. He is deeply caring for others and puts others before himself. Arlen is also very sympathetic, and he worries about others problems, and will do what he can to help. He will seem pushy, but in the end he only wants the best for you and for you to be happy, because part of his happiness comes from yours. Arlen is overall just an amazing person and someone you definitely want in your life. If you find an Arlen, never lose him.

“Wow you seem happier than usual!”

“Oh yeah, I just talked to Arlen!”

by A.N.R August 20, 2022