NAP-ASAP-ALAP

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

by CTulls July 07, 2009

ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.

Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.

by o0ill0o October 21, 2023

asap shembe

A lyrical genius who's flow is unparalleled one who is wise

That man is a asap shembe

by Mr Jackson 1992 December 08, 2020

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

Asap Felica

Keeping it moving

Felicia is a Bad Ass now, like ASAP Felica

by PRANCIE March 27, 2022

gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

you gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

person: hi how ar-
me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by Xeries August 10, 2024

gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

you gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

guy: hi, how ar-
me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by Xeries August 10, 2024