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Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.
Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.
by CTulls July 6, 2009
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ASAP

Acronym for "as soon as possible".

Frequently used in military to make someone of lower rank to complete an action.

Pronounced "A-SAP" not "A-S-A-P"
Staff Sergeant: "Go clean up your barrack ASAP! It smells worse than my @$$"
Innocent Private: "Yes S.Sgt"
by my brain is FUBAR November 22, 2018
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ASAP - An acronym that stands for "As Slow As Possible"

ASAP is used when someone wants a task done deliberately and carefully (hence SLOW as possible), giving them more time to handle other priorities first. This allows them to appear more in control of their workload and avoid seeming overwhelmed to their boss, subordinates, friends, etc . By stretching out the timing, they can address your finished task when things are quieter, making everything look more manageable, making you both look good.
Hey James, please complete this task ASAP!!
by DrPotatoLord April 13, 2025
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At swiftly awesome packederm.
When Horton heard the cry for help he made a quick notion ASAP to help them.
by ColbyBadman217 December 28, 2016
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Hey guys, let’s make it ASAP it will make the movie better
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