flat as a witch's tit
flat as a witch's tit by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006
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dry as a nun's cunt
(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
dry as a nun's cunt by bill smiff January 5, 2011
Full as a Bishop's ballbag
Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...
Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.
Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.
Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
Full as a Bishop's ballbag by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008
as dry as a nun's gusset
Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.
as dry as a nun's gusset by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003
full as a fairy's phone book
"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."
full as a fairy's phone book by Magogigle October 23, 2009
tight as a gnat’s twat
tight as a gnat’s twat by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009
as if that's an actual word
as if that's an actual word by lakalakaboomboom October 6, 2020