arson

a crime turned oversaturated joke by 9 year olds

person 1: "i committed arson so funny"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 22, 2022

Arseneck

A particularly chubby person with fat rolls around the back of the neck resembling an arse or ass.

The species mainly comes from Northen England (accompanied with a strong Northen accent), thriving on potato cobblers and Coors Fine Light Beer.

Some, but not all of them have very poor vision and as a result they squint almost all of the time. They can also be seen wearing beanie hats and perfectly fit the description of 'Brit abroad' whilst on holiday.

John, check out that chubby fucker!
- Said creature turns around, showing his neck
Fuck me, he's a proper arseneck!

by hopintheroflcopter July 7, 2011

Fart-Arsing

carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.

Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.

by Bettibipbop July 7, 2017

Arson

A thing that all Non-binary people wish they were named but , I already have the name srry.

Isn't arson cool

I would comit arson to date them

Arsons hot

by Im satan! Thats me! February 2, 2021

Arsenal Transfer

When you don't do something but regret not doing it afterwards

Why did I not go out with that girl, what an Arsenal Transfer

by Legit guy June 27, 2016

Arson Daly

A good name for a pyromaniac

"I hope we don't have to burn the whole building down because of the smell! ... I'll try to give you a heads-up before my friend Arson Daly stops by."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018

arsenia

Arsenia's are honest , very thoughtful , sweet as hell. Make bad decisions. Love to complain about everything. And very humble.

Arsenia thinks walking is hard.

by nonopebye June 11, 2016