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One armed willy

An urban legend about a one armed man that roams the woods at night giving unsuspecting victims one armed handjobs. Known mainly in the upper peninsula of Michigan, more specifically in the keewenaw peninsula in the county of Baraga (named after William Baraga aka one armed willy).
One armed willy snuck up on me in the woods and boy am I sore
by Onearmedwilly September 15, 2015
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cant be arsed

by Alex February 13, 2004
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Armed & Dangerous

P1:Imma make a song named Armed & Dangerous
P2: Fly high man
by zekewrldq March 15, 2021
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one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.
Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.
by boggler December 28, 2005
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arsed

I really can't be aresed to do anything at work today!
by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003
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Canadian Armed Forces

The Canadian Armed Forces- An incredibly underfunded, yet superior fighting force. Canada holds the record for the longest confirmed sniper kill. Best snipers in the world, combined with infantry that can top any others in the world, makes the Canadian Armed Forces a force to be reckoned with. Though superior in quality, they lack the numbers of their American counterpart. One on one Canadian soldiers could undoubtedly take on any other country without worries. However, underfunding and lack on numbers makes the Armed Forces of Canada somewhat of a militaristic joke. Given the proper funds and the numbers of the US, Canada could easily annex the US.
by TDSaile January 24, 2010
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arpeggiate

(ahr-PEJ-ee-eyt) {v} To sing or otherwise produce an arpeggio, which is a chord in which the notes are played in succession rather than simultaneously.
Listen to those people arpeggiate!
by flavloko December 13, 2008
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