Armando

One who promises to attend an event or show up on time, only to call 5 minutes before hand to cancel because he/she is "chilling" or "marinating." Also a person who invites you to lunch, then ask you to "spot" him or her. Armandos are also known as flakers

John was invited to the wedding 6 months ago, but he just called and pulled an Armando.

I got the armando at lunch today.

by Mark Farouk September 10, 2008

Armando

A man who is attracted to Giraffes. He loves to hump their butts. The Longer the neck the better.

Man he's such an Armando.

by TheSharpDressedMan August 18, 2016

Armando

a boy who is a mother fucking bitch. he is the meanest person you will ever meet. if you ever find an Armando don't be friends with him because he is useless. whoever is friends with one it is just a group of bitches they are the worst get them out of your life they are toxic.

I HATE ARMANDO

by BobRossIsAwesome April 15, 2020

Armando

A really weird and annoying kid, he has no friends and acts like the smartest person in the room. He is a dick to everyone for no reason and can never shut the fuck up. If he is nice to you, it’s only because he’s scared of you.

Friend: oh my god did you see that weird kid do a fortnite dance?
Me: oh god that was Armando

by elmosballsack February 15, 2020

Armando

A GAY ASIAN KID WHO GETS NO HOES

Omg you seen Armando he so fucking asian

by ILoveEveryonePeaceandlove November 25, 2018

armando and karina

Armando and karina .

The definition of a perfect couple . although they maybe tough times fort them . they always find a way back to each other . Armando would do anything for karina . and karina would take a bullet for him . for they are soul mates . bound by the universe . and by heart .

Did you see Armando and karina today. My god they are goals

by Elizabeth rose May 15, 2017

armando

A mexican with a micro penis.

Armando has no bitches.

by BlackUnicorns July 27, 2016