Appleocalist

Someone who obsessivley talks to apples and has a conversation lasting at least 3.18 minutes (why 3.18? because when added up it equals 12) Appleocalists are a spinoff of the discrete religion Applelocalism lasting 32 minutes (why 32? because eerrm YEAH!) In Deal Kent in the UK.

"Dood, Did yuu know Barry was a... You know."
"What? You mean an Appleocalist?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah"
"oh"

by Hashnooroxybox July 18, 2009

applejacking

The constant use of an iPhone that then causes wanker's cramp.

"I used my iPhone day in day out so bad that the doctor said that I had been applejacking too much"

by theflaccidwomble August 10, 2014

Applejacking

Using applesauce to jerk off with

"Man I didn't have any lotion, so I ran to the fridge and started Applejacking in the kitchen"

by Dubba March 29, 2019

Applefuck

A word used to describe someone who's fantasy's are having sex with fruit

That guy is definitely a applefuck

by Jarard August 7, 2019

Applestick

The act of recieving a blowjob while having applesauce on your dick.

Hey, would you like an applestick.

by Moustache cashstash January 2, 2020

Applejacks102

Is a gamer who cheats at every game he plays and has a small wiener

Applejacks102 has small peter

by TheWildWood67 November 6, 2020

Applejack

When you want to bone something and your hand isn’t enough, so you cut a hole in an apple and furiously pound it, thus creating apple sauce.

Since all the skanks are quarantined, I had to settle for an applejack.

by Rusty Tyrone September 17, 2021